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Kenneth Ling. Horny, Hungry, and Tired.

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benjamminteo:

Dancers :]

This actually gave me chicken skin. Dance is a lifestyle. :)

Oh man. While watching this video my smile stretched to the corners of my face

  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

rysball:

aj-elloo:

well great, alcohol bottles will be talking to me this weekend. thanks tumblr.

Lol me to

“Dude trust me… You know how to dance!”
I peed of laughter.

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It’s an example of McDonald’s being popular and increased BMI in the world. Shit, AP World gotta make everything complicated as fuck. (Taken with instagram)

It’s an example of McDonald’s being popular and increased BMI in the world. Shit, AP World gotta make everything complicated as fuck. (Taken with instagram)

I remember when I was about 9-10 years old, I burped really loud in front of my family. My sister was like “EWW KEN, THAT’S SO GROSS” and I respond with “DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME. I’M JUST GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!”
LOL
I was a keeper…

My mom asked me what YOLO meant. LOL I love her.

  • Mom: Ken, what does YOLO mean? (she pronounced Yuh-Low) I hear it so often but I never understand.
  • Me: Uhm... It's like, a motto. It means "You Only Live Once." it's in a song.
  • Mom: Oh. But how do you know it means that? Do a lot of people know what it means?
  • Me: The rapper says that's what it means in the song. Yeah a lot of people say it these days.
  • Mom: OH!!! So it's like ttyl and lol right? I love using abbreviations. It helps so much while I'm texting and driving.
  • Me: Yeaaaaah... LOL
When these chips came into my life, Stacy’s mom ceased to have “it” going on. ๐Ÿ˜ (Taken with instagram)

When these chips came into my life, Stacy’s mom ceased to have “it” going on. ๐Ÿ˜ (Taken with instagram)